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I don’t often post LARP photo froth, because I haven’t been in a while, but fuckyeahEmpire. I am regularly overwhelmed by how cinematic that game gets. BATTLE RHINO.

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I don’t want you to remove your clothes like it’s the end of the day – I want you to fuck me like it’s the end of the universe.

Girl On The Net: On Submissive Desires

Yeah, that’s okay. I didn’t need to sleep tonight anyway. Hnnnngggggg.

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"Can you imagine how much more sex I’d be having if I could just bloody have sex with one person?"
Shit. I just mentally sick-burn-ed myself.

"Can you imagine how much more sex I’d be having if I could just bloody have sex with one person?"

Shit. I just mentally sick-burn-ed myself.

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It is a universal law, when it comes to home rental, that there’ll be that one lightbulb that lasts for two or three years before finally burning out. Then you’ll be replacing it every other month for the duration of the rest of your stay.

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Best life hack. #savingmylipstick #beer #lifehack

Best life hack. #savingmylipstick #beer #lifehack

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Baby, I’m ready to go. #clubbing #london #psytrance #elements

Baby, I’m ready to go. #clubbing #london #psytrance #elements

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Tim Minchin’s Nine Life Lessons - [x]

Tim knows.

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My Dating Haikus

Any excuse for another Tumblr account.

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The Stars Of ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past' Play Fuck, Marry, Kill +

Patrick and Peter win this round.

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Well, ummm. That happened then.

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It’s that time of year again on Facebook. Why do I continue to do this to myself?

It’s that time of year again on Facebook. Why do I continue to do this to myself?

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Aaaaaa. AAAAaaAaAaAaAAAAAAaAaaa.

This is the best thing.

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